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Why don't you have kids?
3 years ago by
xvarnah
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thatguyyouknow
· 3 years ago
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I ain't got kids because I hate them and nobody wants to have any with me.
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
I mean, we're happy to have some you
thatguyyouknow
· 3 years ago
Y'all gonna cut me into pieces
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adam44
· 3 years ago
You won't feel a thing.
xvarnah
· 3 years ago
Well that's a kink I don't have, and I feel like it's only good for just the one time
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thatguyyouknow
· 3 years ago
I mostly don't feel things anyway
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blazingfrags
· 3 years ago
After that it will be thatguysyouknow
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
@cakelover
might have a few things you could feel
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thatguyyouknow
· 3 years ago
He better not try stick his fingers near my no-no place
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cakelover
· 3 years ago
I'm game to go as far as you're comfortable with; no further
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thatguyyouknow
· 3 years ago
You gonna buy me food 1st
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cakelover
· 3 years ago
It's a date
thatguyyouknow
· 3 years ago
It'll be my last supper
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cakelover
· 3 years ago
...I normally wait until the second or third date to end my date partner
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thatguyyouknow
· 3 years ago
You're paying all them dates
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adam44
· 3 years ago
Consensual cannibalism. I've seen it all.
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thatguyyouknow
· 3 years ago
I mean I'm getting free food outta it so its a win win
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adam44
· 3 years ago
Yeah, in this situation its like stuffing the turkey.
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
I mean... he's getting food out of it, too
thatguyyouknow
· 3 years ago
As long as my ass isn't getting stuffed I'm fine
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
Ah you'd rather do the stuffing. Gotcha
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cakelover
· 3 years ago
I'm not fussy
Any human contact at this point is enjoyable
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thatguyyouknow
· 3 years ago
Listen, booty holes are exits only
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cakelover
· 3 years ago
Speak for yourself
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
That's rich coming from "I dOn'T sLeEp WiTh HoEs"
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thatguyyouknow
· 3 years ago
You talking about me or that cannibal
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
The cannibal
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thatguyyouknow
· 3 years ago
When cooking me don't have cinnamon with my remains
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cakelover
· 3 years ago
What have hoes got to do with anything? Why do you have to bring yourself into this?
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
I brought you into it
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thatguyyouknow
· 3 years ago
Are you gonna let him call you a hoe
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
I mean, I'll let him call me a hoe, but that's all I'll let him do
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thatguyyouknow
· 3 years ago
Why you be like dis
@cakelover
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cakelover
· 3 years ago
Good question
I need therapy
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thatguyyouknow
· 3 years ago
Just don't mention the fact you're a cannibal
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cakelover
· 3 years ago
"Don't mention the war"
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
"YOU started it!"
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cakelover
· 3 years ago
"We did not!"
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thatguyyouknow
· 3 years ago
Reeeeeeeee
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xvarnah
· 3 years ago
"Yes you did, you invaded Poland!"
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cakelover
· 3 years ago
"However did they win..."
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