Come on wamen

Your feet?

other people's feet, by mail

Typically people send their feet to me, but for Nelson I'm willing to share

Promises have been made before

I can't be held responsible for the squeamishness of the post office

Last time you said you had a debilitating gold-rush-era disease that makes you fight postal workers

I *believe* what I said was I'm going postal, which is not quite the same