Never buying chips: a tragedy in two acts

I'd love a cheese chip right about now

This is me to a T.

I do the same with cookies. Occasionally someone takes pitty on me and buys me cookies. Angry, resentful snacking occurs.

I literally just ate the last of my chips

Relatable.
Sometimes when I really feel like chips I bake a batch of red lentil chips. They're healthier than potato chips AND the fact that I spent an hour making them makes me think twice about eating them in one sitting.