As Canadian as it gets. ( Calgary Alberta )

I once had a mother and baby moose invade our back yard. It was cute, seeing the lil baby moose play with our swing set with his lil moose head lol

Because they were excited about the moose. It didn't appreciate the shouting or them rowing towards it.

They're very lucky it didn't turn on them. People are stupid >_>

And that's adorable dr_richard_ew:)

I was hoping it would.

No because then it would have been blamed and hunted down and killed

You haven't heard of my moose hiding skills.

This is... true.
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I have questions.

Many do. But none find them. (The moose safehouse that is)

Moose don't tend to do well inside houses

Are you questioning the expert?

Always

Well....I had a witty line but I have forgotten so pretend I said something most spectacular.

That sounds too far removed from the scope of reality for me to imagine :P

Ow. You almost hurt my feeling.

I'll try harder next time