Hapless odd little Oyster

I mean you're technically correct

And literally as well

Touché salesman

It’s suspicious that you trademarked the word Goosewoman two days before your parents were murdered in an alley

Maybe it was the goose that murdered her parents?

It's such a shame that Nelson is going to have that fatal tumble down the stairs tomorrow

R.I.P. Nelson

Thanks to @rosalinas help, I will survive and become Dry-banana-leaf-man. The one thing you fear

I fear no man

@no_man

You're going to need far more back up that that I'm afraid

Kick him in the shin

I'm afraid Nelson lost his shins in the accident

Poor Nelson

I use my powers
*takes a nap to avoid responsibilities*

Dry banana leafs will save you!!!