I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Sure, it sucks. But you could have ended up like most of the people in the movies, instead.

I'm sorry. what?

Well the Xenomorph was created to be ambiguously sexual so I think it did its job pretty damn well.

"I'm going to attack them sexually, and they're going to pay me to do it."

I know people who would kill for a dream like that. Luxky, lucky man

That's kinda hot.