So apparently I turned one my cousins into a vegetarian than a vegan than into a fruitarian THAN back into a meat eater.
So here is how it went.
So my cousin Amy (not ashamed to call by real name cause doubt the idiot knows this site) always would rant how animals are treated wrong and blah blah blah.
Drove a lot of us insane. She even tried to get us to stop raising cattle for breeding claiming it was wrong because the babies from the breeding would be eaten -.- they are not they are all raised for show cattle.
So finally I had it and said so what are you doing about it? You still eat meat yet rant about how bad it is.
So she said fine and stop eating meat.
Till I caught her at burger joint eating French fries and I had to explain it was cooked in fat not peanut oil or veggie oil. She said it was fine I explained how they got the fat and she said fine I wont eat any food Cooked from meat by products. I said so you go vegan?
So no
Eggs
Milk
Marshmallows
Gummy bears (her fav)
Jello
She said yeah fine I wont eat them. She stuck to it.
Till I caught her with a leather belt and purse. Lol
I said so I see being vegan is hard
She said no its easy I said you have leather on thats from killing animals.
She threw a fit and tossed out her clothes.
Winter came she had a big coat on I laughed it was stuffed with feathers.
Yeah she froze lol
I see her eating a carrot one day with ranch home made no milk and I said shame
She said WHAT NOW
I said that the carrot had to suffer to be ripped from the ground and ground down to a baby size just for you to eat it.
She said WHAT? I said yeah apparently veggies have emotions and feel pain.
Cue only eating fruit and seeds
So one day she is snacking on sunflower seeds and I say you know those could of been flowers but you toasted them and are eating them kind of like with the cows.
She spit the seeds out her mouth and said FUCK IT ALL I GIVE UP
Bruh you just broke her lmao
Though, there’s been big breakthroughs with veggie burgers, particularly at Burger King branches. I’ve had one, and it tastes pretty good. The texture is soft, but it tastes like meat because they have hemoglobin in it made from soy
Honestly she deserved it she did a lot of bad stuff in the name of animal cruelty
When she was baby sitter her step brother’s baby she took all their baby formula and threw it out after first dumping it so it won’t be used.
That shit is like 30 plus a tub she wasted 100s of dollars worth.
She said they should give the baby almond milk.
She refused to replace it.
She also took her dog and said it was wrong to keep animals as pets and dropped it in the woods. Thankfully her mom found the dog and took it in.
She also released her hamster that was never found of course and more likely died. She still thinks it could be alive in the woods.
She also fed my other cousin a veggie burger claiming it to be meat. Turned out it had mushrooms in it. He is HIGHLY ALLERGIC like life ending allergic. He had to spend over night in the hospital.
And so much more stuff so trust me Amy deserved it
What’s funny is now that she dropped the whole thing she tried to get her dog back from her mom and the dog bit her on the calf so hard it drew blood lmfao
God only knows how she treated it when she did have it. But my ex aunt loves that dog like crazy. And it loves her.
Amy’s Dad was my uncle by blood she is from his first marriage he married 3 times. o.0 I think 3 might been more lol
My favorite cousin isn’t even blood related lol surpassingly enough it is this cousin’s step sister from her dad’s second marriage.
I joke with her and say I think the only reason she is my favorite is because she isn’t an idiot blood relative redneck hillbilly.
She say Hay I am redneck and hillbilly.
I say true but you are not an idiot and you are a redneck hillbilly dyke so you have an excuse.
She says true and laughs.
(She is a lesbian and prefers to be called a dyke)
Honestly I love her to death she truly is my favorite cousin,
So here is how it went.
So my cousin Amy (not ashamed to call by real name cause doubt the idiot knows this site) always would rant how animals are treated wrong and blah blah blah.
Drove a lot of us insane. She even tried to get us to stop raising cattle for breeding claiming it was wrong because the babies from the breeding would be eaten -.- they are not they are all raised for show cattle.
So finally I had it and said so what are you doing about it? You still eat meat yet rant about how bad it is.
So she said fine and stop eating meat.
Till I caught her at burger joint eating French fries and I had to explain it was cooked in fat not peanut oil or veggie oil. She said it was fine I explained how they got the fat and she said fine I wont eat any food Cooked from meat by products. I said so you go vegan?
Eggs
Milk
Marshmallows
Gummy bears (her fav)
Jello
She said yeah fine I wont eat them. She stuck to it.
Till I caught her with a leather belt and purse. Lol
I said so I see being vegan is hard
She said no its easy I said you have leather on thats from killing animals.
She threw a fit and tossed out her clothes.
Winter came she had a big coat on I laughed it was stuffed with feathers.
Yeah she froze lol
I see her eating a carrot one day with ranch home made no milk and I said shame
She said WHAT NOW
I said that the carrot had to suffer to be ripped from the ground and ground down to a baby size just for you to eat it.
She said WHAT? I said yeah apparently veggies have emotions and feel pain.
Cue only eating fruit and seeds
So one day she is snacking on sunflower seeds and I say you know those could of been flowers but you toasted them and are eating them kind of like with the cows.
She spit the seeds out her mouth and said FUCK IT ALL I GIVE UP
Though, there’s been big breakthroughs with veggie burgers, particularly at Burger King branches. I’ve had one, and it tastes pretty good. The texture is soft, but it tastes like meat because they have hemoglobin in it made from soy
When she was baby sitter her step brother’s baby she took all their baby formula and threw it out after first dumping it so it won’t be used.
That shit is like 30 plus a tub she wasted 100s of dollars worth.
She said they should give the baby almond milk.
She refused to replace it.
She also took her dog and said it was wrong to keep animals as pets and dropped it in the woods. Thankfully her mom found the dog and took it in.
She also released her hamster that was never found of course and more likely died. She still thinks it could be alive in the woods.
She also fed my other cousin a veggie burger claiming it to be meat. Turned out it had mushrooms in it. He is HIGHLY ALLERGIC like life ending allergic. He had to spend over night in the hospital.
And so much more stuff so trust me Amy deserved it
Yes
God only knows how she treated it when she did have it. But my ex aunt loves that dog like crazy. And it loves her.
Amy’s Dad was my uncle by blood she is from his first marriage he married 3 times. o.0 I think 3 might been more lol
I joke with her and say I think the only reason she is my favorite is because she isn’t an idiot blood relative redneck hillbilly.
She say Hay I am redneck and hillbilly.
I say true but you are not an idiot and you are a redneck hillbilly dyke so you have an excuse.
She says true and laughs.
(She is a lesbian and prefers to be called a dyke)
Honestly I love her to death she truly is my favorite cousin,