I'd love to visit

Oof. Dad and I already made plans to go to the misspelled one.

Youre always welcome to join

Well, I guess we'll need five tickets now

All paid for by yours truly

A paddy, a yank, two canucks and a limey walk into a Russian weapons convention
The gatekeeper says "What is this, a joke?"

I always thought you were English

I'm so in my first girlfriend is jealous.

Shes gonna be sooooo jealous when she sees pics and vids of you driving tanks and shooting so many guns

I'm British. Limey is slang for a Brit right?

That's the 1st time I've heard of it

Technically I've been in a tank before but I don't really remember it all that well other than being quite bumpy

I've never seen a tank in real life

I suppose Ireland doesn't actually have much of an army bopping about do they? I don't actually know

Honestly no, during the troubles there was mainly troops from England, Scotland and Wales over here. There are only like 8000 soldiers in the Irish army