I know my children would be this way

I make jokes with my dad about "Pot-filler Burgers", which stems from an event that happened before I was even born during my oldest brother's 1st birthday when my dad over-grilled the burgers so much I'm told they looked like Asphalt Tablets.

Every time my mom makes pork chops, we remind her of the one time she forgot them in the oven and then served us kids what I deemed to be "pork chips."