It's cool that you would consider the intelligence force, however, we do need someone who are stealthy and fast, so while hawks are cool, I'd say peregrin falcons are way cooler, they literally punch their prey out of the sky, known as the Falcon Punch, and they are the fastest bird on the planet (while diving that is, at speeds of 83 m/s or 186mph), one downside though, the Great Horned Owl will find you rather tasty
Oo fun let's see:
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-Witch turns you into a pig and sells you to a slaughter house to be turned into bacon
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-witch turns you into a horse forced to pull carriages in circles all day
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-witch turns you into a pit bull or a rooster and puts you in a ring for humans to bet upon your death
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-witch turns you into a centipede, a rhino, a cat. You are hunted, killed, powdered, and sold as medicine to idiots
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-witch turns you into a dolphin and you are sold to a waterpark
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-witch turns you into a frog and you are Sent to the local highschool to be dissected
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-Witch turns you into a cow and you are sold to a dairy farm
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-witch turns you into a chicken and you are kept in a wire cage to provide eggs for her, which she both eats and sells
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-witch turns you into a fish and keeps you in a bowl too small for you. There is no proper filtration. She keeps you on a shelf, and You constantly swim through your own shit, which burns your lungs, but is never quite enough to kill you
-witch turns you into a bird of prey. She sells You to a falconer. You are kept indoors, tethered down. When you are taken out you are often blindfolded. You are used to hunt and scare away foxes and other birds. Your one escape attempt doesn't go well. You panic and immediately die.
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-You are turned into a bull. Or a Bear. You are sold to a "bull/bear fighter." He puts a clamp on your testicles. He burns you, cuts you. Blinds you. Sets you on fire. And then, in exchange for money, he kills you.
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-you are turned into a snake. You are sold to a snake charmer. He rips out your fangs and/or sews your mouth shut. You can't see well. You are brought out only for a few terrifying moments at a time. People give him money for your torment. You are given no food or water. You are trapped in a casket of your own dehydrated skin. Eventually you die of starvation.
I don't really have a point with this beyond:
- being an animal would hardly mean you'd escape the system
-you actually SHOULD give a fuck which animal you're turned into (and why)
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But all that aside, even if you're just turned into any old animal, you wouldn't know how to cope in it's body for quite some time (animals see, hear, smell, taste, touch - or do NONE of these things at all - differently than humans). You would likely lack it's instincts also, and would probably die in very short order
@ignorance perfect. We can use you to host child birthday parties until you're of age to be used in the production of antivenom. Once you have exceeded that usage we can sell you off and turn you into glue or meat
Imagine how someone discovered you could turn a horse into glue. How that conversation went.
Guy1: see that horse, i bet we could turn it into glue.
Guy2: what are you talking about?
Guy1: If we did the right things to it, i bet it would be sticky.
Guy2: would it work with beef?
Guy1: nah, it will only work with horses.
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@xvarnah no no. I want to be a MAGICAL pony. A pretty magic horse
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-Witch turns you into a pig and sells you to a slaughter house to be turned into bacon
`
-witch turns you into a horse forced to pull carriages in circles all day
`
-witch turns you into a pit bull or a rooster and puts you in a ring for humans to bet upon your death
`
-witch turns you into a centipede, a rhino, a cat. You are hunted, killed, powdered, and sold as medicine to idiots
`
-witch turns you into a dolphin and you are sold to a waterpark
`
-witch turns you into a frog and you are Sent to the local highschool to be dissected
`
-Witch turns you into a cow and you are sold to a dairy farm
`
-witch turns you into a chicken and you are kept in a wire cage to provide eggs for her, which she both eats and sells
`
-witch turns you into a fish and keeps you in a bowl too small for you. There is no proper filtration. She keeps you on a shelf, and You constantly swim through your own shit, which burns your lungs, but is never quite enough to kill you
`
-You are turned into a bull. Or a Bear. You are sold to a "bull/bear fighter." He puts a clamp on your testicles. He burns you, cuts you. Blinds you. Sets you on fire. And then, in exchange for money, he kills you.
`
-you are turned into a snake. You are sold to a snake charmer. He rips out your fangs and/or sews your mouth shut. You can't see well. You are brought out only for a few terrifying moments at a time. People give him money for your torment. You are given no food or water. You are trapped in a casket of your own dehydrated skin. Eventually you die of starvation.
- being an animal would hardly mean you'd escape the system
-you actually SHOULD give a fuck which animal you're turned into (and why)
`
But all that aside, even if you're just turned into any old animal, you wouldn't know how to cope in it's body for quite some time (animals see, hear, smell, taste, touch - or do NONE of these things at all - differently than humans). You would likely lack it's instincts also, and would probably die in very short order
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(As with Dark Souls) No sooner has your new life begun than you have died
Guy1: see that horse, i bet we could turn it into glue.
Guy2: what are you talking about?
Guy1: If we did the right things to it, i bet it would be sticky.
Guy2: would it work with beef?
Guy1: nah, it will only work with horses.
(And I never said you wouldn't be pretty)