My damn cat broke the toy i made for her... it was a Japanese maple branch i smoofed and coated, then created a handle with some duct tape and use a little LEGO piece at the front so it basically became aa really ghetto fishing rod. with my bobber being this little faux gold aluminum sphere thing i found... anyway.. she was having so much fun she ripped the front of me rod in half so i just went with it and used painters tape and turned it into... a motherfucking pterodactyl. It started as a quick patch, but I couldn't keep the part that broke perpendicular so i just went with it.
Whenever I float past my phone i'll move the photo of it I took.... but I just... I just.. I'm melting in my chair right now. I stretched my entire body in really weird ways to pop my back and then my breathing calmed and I just said fuck it and i started taking lil mini-naps while I was in utter relaxation as I stretched and now I am goo.
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