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That's why you befriend snakes and don't make them your enemies
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mia_linay
· 4 years ago
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@xvarnah
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xvarnah
· 4 years ago
It's a trick. Snakes don't wield swords - they wield switchblades, and they keep them hidden in their mouths
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mia_linay
· 4 years ago
I mean they gotta compensate for their cute little faces somehow, right?
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nelson
· 4 years ago
@rosalinas
because knives
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rosalinas
· 4 years ago
Their scales can be made of knives and everyone is done for!
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imustbefunatpartis
· 4 years ago
Sneks don't have the mental capacity to do so
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deleted
· 4 years ago
A snake once told me "ssssssssilence is the best weapon". I told him, thanks wise man. He said: "I'm a cottonmouth" and then he bit me.
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draconicduelist
· 3 years ago
Username checks out...
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thatguyyouknow
· 4 years ago
I'd shit myself if a seen a snake coming at me with a knife/knives
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xvarnah
· 4 years ago
Snakes are illegal in ireland
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thatguyyouknow
· 4 years ago
Says who?
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xvarnah
· 4 years ago
Saint Patrick
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thatguyyouknow
· 4 years ago
He didn't ban them, just got rid of them. There's still snakes here
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xvarnah
· 4 years ago
Those are just aggressive worms. We know the truth
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thatguyyouknow
· 4 years ago
They're in denial leave them alone ok
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xvarnah
· 4 years ago
The ones in de Nile are crocodiles, try to keep up
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thatguyyouknow
· 4 years ago
Listen here you little shit. Good pun though lol
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