But it's so cheap! (TXDOT) Obviously this land is perfect for building a road because I, the idiot in ROW acquisitions, gets a bonus if I spend less money on land and don't buy out houses. Me: "like those abandoned houses on top of the hill? The crack houses..." YES, stupid engineer, I value those houses at $1.3M each. "Zillow lists the 7 of them combined plus the land at $436,000." Too bad, I know better.
You realize we're going to have to build bridges over the wetland areas at $90 per square foot.. right? ... and there's nothing BUT wetlands in your proposed alignment. "Mmmm, I get a bonus for buying worthless land and giving it value." Please do not breed.
You realize we're going to have to build bridges over the wetland areas at $90 per square foot.. right? ... and there's nothing BUT wetlands in your proposed alignment. "Mmmm, I get a bonus for buying worthless land and giving it value." Please do not breed.