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captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
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I don't think I can fit 3 onion rings on mine...
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iccarus
· 3 years ago
you think they can tell the difference between calamari and deep fried circumcision rings?
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funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
Burn this comment now. I have been on a life long quest to find the best fried calamari in the world and with a single fucking sentence you killed it. Fuck you, I hope Nephilim rape you and your mom wall your dad watches and bleeds out his eyes as the world mocks "Zeus".
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funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
oooh nvm, can still eat the fried tentacles. Still fuck you, just a bit gentler.
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iccarus
· 3 years ago
they're extra chewy
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
pre-packed parm... yet when you open the bag it's cheddar/
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
Even for me that thought is fucking gross
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iccarus
· 3 years ago
well, if it ends up with that stringy bit, you can use it as dental floss
funkmasterrex
· 3 years ago
needle dick! WAAAAAAATER SUCKS, GATORADE IS BETTER.
