Oof

Corpses aren’t second hand people, @purplepumpkin. We’ve talked about this

We actually haven't, but I'm interested. Do you have fresh ones?

Legally I have to say no but come visit and we can talk

Cool, a meet-up! Just so you know, I'm armed. (and legged)

@klymaxx @xvarnah we having a friend for dinner

I didn't say I have feet tho, just wooden pegs inside my shoes.

@dr_richard_ew can fix that

Boy can I! :D

Cool! I'd like to have a blue one and a purple one, do you have these on hand?

I do! But what do you have to offer me?

My gratitude and another piece of the liver of the kid in my basement?

sold! I'll do anything for more gratitude :3

You'll have a lot of gratitude if you can come with me at @nelson 's place and ensure I'm not going to get slaughtered or sacrificed to yet another dark lord.

...another?

We all have a past.

Dark lord? Oh you mean Greg

*flashbacks of Onion boy channel*
But yeah
I had to pay for laser removal to get his contract seal out of my back.