I prefer the second one

An actual conversation I had a long while ago: "D'you usually eat on a table? -Nah, as long as I can sit and balance a plate on my knee you're fine"

i can honestly say, after the current lockdown, Melbourne, Victoria Australia, my place looks like the one on the right.

When we have people come visit my parents would make us clean the house TOP TO BOTTOM than when the people walked in say “sorry for the mess you can imagine how crazy it is to have 6 kids ha ha”
Lmfao she did it to say YEAH WE GOT 6 KIDS yet we keep this place better than you would so HA!
lol