Coming out of lockdown like

If anyone was to eat me they'd get very sick

@omar1992

What are you talking about @thatguyyouknow. White meat is very healthy

@nelson don't eat people, it's illegal. Sautéed sounds nice for both @xvarnah and @thatguyyouknow

My tattoo ink will add some flavour to the meat then

A. People are really easy to catch
B. There are so many of you
C. People are delicious
In summary, no I won’t stop eating people

I'm defo easy to catch, just offer me a copy seat and I'll sit

Genuinely surprised no one made a joke about getting baked

You can get baked if ya want