Oh the good ole hockey game is the best thing you can name and the best thing you can

You'd best plant a puck in their barracks or you may have problems after.

see this works with europeans/south americans as well, just place a soccer ball next to the taliban.
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And as for america just say they have guns and football

No it wouldn't work, because a Taliban would give one of the Europeans a light shove, and the European would fall to the ground screaming for 2 hours, clutching their knee and claiming their leg had been shattered in three places, then get up and make like everything was fine again :P

no those are the brazilians
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