The rate at which you experience time is directly proportional to the extent of your physical abilities. You could become omnipotent, but your speed would outstrip your ability to tell what you were doing.
I want to be infinitely persuasive.
You can only convince people to masturbate in public.
I don't want to need anything (but still can have); food, drink, air, sleep, going to the bathroom, having money to buy stuff, etc.
You very slowly lose objects around you at random (about twice a month), no matter the size or weight.
I want Maxwell's ability of creationism (from Scribblenauts)
(I use it and a strand of hair goes missing, take that >:D)
You are sometimes unable to control when you can or can't walk on air for brief moments, causing you to humorously stumble often.
I want to be infinitely persuasive.
I don't want to need anything (but still can have); food, drink, air, sleep, going to the bathroom, having money to buy stuff, etc.
I want Maxwell's ability of creationism (from Scribblenauts)
I want to be able to walk on air
You are sometimes unable to control when you can or can't walk on air for brief moments, causing you to humorously stumble often.