Future is bright

They already sell a dildo that can connect to a playlist for this exact purpose, so are you speaking from experience or simply willing to try?

Stuff might have been up there, but not a musical dildo. I'm game to try anything

Before you spend money, maybe you can make do with something else. Do you happen to have a flute, or a guitar?
But anyways, I'll be interesting in the results!

I'll check the shed