Wait a year or so lmfao you be all snuggled in and trying to sleep when you hear SNORE!!!!
Or squished you and you say lovingly “move over babe your squishing me” but they don’t move or wake up so you say it louder and give a tiny shove, still nothing. So you are now rocking them back and forth so hard you think they are dead while screaming “MOVE THE FUCK OFF ME!!!!” AND FINALLY they stir a bit like huh o sorry babe and gentle move over but you are now fully awake!
O there is also the wake up freezing to find SOMEONE made themselves into A BURRITO!!!
The worst though is you are sweetly rubbing there head as they drift off to sleep and just as they are FINALLY asleep MIND YOU THAT IS AFTER YOUR ARM DAMN NEAR FELL OFF!!!! They sweetly reach up grab the under side of your upper arm and YANK WITH ALL THEIR DAMN MIT!!!!!!!
AND YES THIS ALL HAPPEN TO ME!!!!!
And he wonders why I sleep with a pillow between us and a spare blanket -.-
AND YES!!! He is giggling at me as I type this!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS. I was gonna tell a story but I accidently closed it... was basically i snooze i see babe, babe leads me to bedroom, babe fucks my braiins out, le snooze.
Or squished you and you say lovingly “move over babe your squishing me” but they don’t move or wake up so you say it louder and give a tiny shove, still nothing. So you are now rocking them back and forth so hard you think they are dead while screaming “MOVE THE FUCK OFF ME!!!!” AND FINALLY they stir a bit like huh o sorry babe and gentle move over but you are now fully awake!
O there is also the wake up freezing to find SOMEONE made themselves into A BURRITO!!!
The worst though is you are sweetly rubbing there head as they drift off to sleep and just as they are FINALLY asleep MIND YOU THAT IS AFTER YOUR ARM DAMN NEAR FELL OFF!!!! They sweetly reach up grab the under side of your upper arm and YANK WITH ALL THEIR DAMN MIT!!!!!!!
AND YES THIS ALL HAPPEN TO ME!!!!!
And he wonders why I sleep with a pillow between us and a spare blanket -.-
AND YES!!! He is giggling at me as I type this!!!