For westerners, all Russian presidents look alike

You have...interesting dreams

And then Putin fainted (idk why) and I had to take him to my house and looked after him.
When he woke up, his subordinates ran a while 18 wheelers into the room to pick him up.
Here was the thing, the room was in the second floor!

So you had an opportunity to get rid of him and instead you took care of him?

An unconscious person is no one’s enemy

Tell that to sleepy Hitler. If you can. That would be interesting.