Wait.. COULD .. this be a spectator sport? I mean ping pong is.. darts is... The real questions I feel we need to ask is, would you want to see it in the Olympics, and do you disqualify someone for performance enhancing drugs? What about Trans "athletes" ?
I mean, yeah. If you find someone has taken speed, so they can Powerwank for Britain, you'd have to put some rules in place.
I think to keep it clean, they'd have to use fleshlights or something.
You certainly couldn't have relay wanking...or could you?
i could see that
I think to keep it clean, they'd have to use fleshlights or something.
You certainly couldn't have relay wanking...or could you?
We can't leave them out too, that's sexist.
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*looks at professional soccer*
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Wait, nevermind, sure
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Yeah, we're good.