Woke: we both have a lot of opinions about people of color even though we barely know any
Racist: I say colored people but-- as long as we're classifying them!
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Racist: hey tell them what you told me yesterday
Woke: white actors should only do voices for white cartoon characters
Racist: been saying that for years! Stick to your own!
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Racist: it's like he's a mind reader! I mean, I've been pushing for segregation for years, and my man does what?
Woke: I created an improv comedy show exclusively for ethnic people
Racist: the guy segregates comedy! On MY birthday!
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Woke: white people need to stop wearing dreadlocks, and they need to stop appropriating black people's music!
Racist: shaved heads and country music, the way god intended!
Racist: I say colored people but-- as long as we're classifying them!
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Racist: hey tell them what you told me yesterday
Woke: white actors should only do voices for white cartoon characters
Racist: been saying that for years! Stick to your own!
.
Racist: it's like he's a mind reader! I mean, I've been pushing for segregation for years, and my man does what?
Woke: I created an improv comedy show exclusively for ethnic people
Racist: the guy segregates comedy! On MY birthday!
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Woke: white people need to stop wearing dreadlocks, and they need to stop appropriating black people's music!
Racist: shaved heads and country music, the way god intended!