There was a massive one that not even my cats would go near, so I trapped it in a glass with a paper towel underneath, took it outside, and set it on fire. It worked pretty well.
well they need to go after these skeeters instead of trying to cozy next to my balls in my sleep. If they win like that, I win... if they fucking bite my nutsack I'ma kill em and then we both lose.
I purposefully don't kill spiders. I can deal with silk threads once they are gone (usually the spider eats the silk threads anyway), and they kill bugs for me. As I smoke outside I open my patio door far more often than I'd like. Spiders, 99% of the time, are super useful. I guess they love me back a bit much and when I turn in my sleep the go arggggg on my nuts.
thats great
"bite my nutsack"
funk you're on something and its great lmfao