Carefully hes a hero

im with funk, send me where the fellow hornies are

orgy tonight, all invited.

im in

k it's in Dallas; lemme know if you can make to the address, No mask required, there's a rule against that.

damn im in ny, cant make it

oh noes. I might be able to set one up in NJ, but it's NJ, Getting there would be more of a headache for you and then you'd feel all nasty about it... something I wouldn't wanna do too you.

Seriously, if Newark got nuked, I wouldn't care.

fucking broken ceilings in the airport and it's filled with bat crap.. I call myself batman on occasion but even I'm like "fuck that"
It's like welcome, "here's a warning sign for how fucked this place is"

yeah screw NJ

better finish fast before NJ screws you.

i was not expecting that

Seriously tho, did they ever fix the ceilings in the Newark airport? I was last there in 07

i cant remember, i dont go to nj lmao

no fault in that lmao

nj is kinda the dump of america

it really is. It's so bad you have to have someone pump your gas; lest your car explode.

damn really?

It's the only state where you can't pump your own gas. There's this gas guy and he does it. Apparently they don't trust you enough. It's totally fucked.

drive across and prove me wrong, I dare you.

no i dont wanna go to nj

lol