I wish I could shoot that well

"Oh no, I accidentally shot a paedophile who'd raped several boys who weren't even in their teens. My bad"

I mean. If through some tragedy Kyle does end up in prison, he'll have a good spot in the hierarchy. Felons hate pedos and rapists, as well as anyone who victimized the elderly. And Kyle stacked all of the above

Don't forget he had a gun @cakelover