The game was rigged from the start

You'll have to watch the porn to find out

If this is porn then mark me as very confused and unhappy.

I've already watched it twice as a meme. I don't need to watch it again

"You'll need to watch the porn to find out" oh woe is me! I guess that in my persuit of knowledge, every obstacle shall be overcome!

You can't be sure, but I'll check again for you buddy!

thanks bro