Tell me you're not American without telling me ..

Hey man, its nerf or nothing

I'll say thanks in lieu of my dad. He didn't buy me any guns for Christmas. Just a gun safe.

And shout out to my dad, who did get me guns for the holidays when I was a kid

I was lucky enough that my dad bought me a bb pistol when I was maybe 7
He showed me basic gun safety and to respect the weapon

Meh, I grew up around weapons, was given a 12 guage shotgun for Christmas one year. Oddly, there have been no shootings involving my family members.

Those Oxford parents have got to be two of the dumbest fucks that ever walked the earth. I'm glad they're being charged.

Dumb parenting, they deserve it.