I'm calling you out

only if it's a jack in the box crispy taco, with hot sauce, a side of curly fries, and i get tacos til i r full.

My friend was a gym junkie so when he got absolutely shit-faced we convinced him that getting up, getting in the elevator, walking to the car, holding a bucket on his lap, and siting upright would make him so strong he'd lift twice his record
He fucking believed it and was stoked the whole time