Satire is necessary

I mean, yes, but this doesn't actually help with that

The first step is recognizing the problem. Then we move from there

Are you asking me to recognize swimsuit crotches?

Are you saying that’s too much?

Depends on the crotch

I assure you it’s quite impressive

This feels like a trap

The only trap is the government oppressing our crotches. I’m trying to free you. Why can’t you see this?

You're trying to free my crotch?

Don’t you miss feeling the breeze flying down there.

I don't think I ever let the breeze fly there

You’re missing out on a whole experience

Sounds more like a hole experience tbh

Everything is a hole from my point of view and filling them is my raison d'etre

Don't try to distract me with french

tu ne peux pas me refuser en français

Gesundheit

Goodnight

Parting is such sweet zorro

*disappears into the night*

But did the night disappear into you?

It did

The circle is complete

And now we go to sleep