Potatoes!

Perverted, whimsical "educators": "Let's print this on lunch boxes for first graders!"
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Fun fact in this respect: lunch boxes are called "Butty Boxes" in England far as I know

everyone is gay once in awhile - RDJ

This is bit of a straw man argument.
Gay people sometimes believe they’re straight at first because that’s what’s being pushed as “normal.”