Stacy’s mom.

but he looks so sad...

cuz his kid is in a fad.

That must make him mad

why, has his kid been bad?

Yes, he's but a young lad

i wonder if he has a bachelor pad

He does! But he shares it with Brad

I wonder if he would enjoy an ad

Knowing him, it would make him glad :')

his last name must be vlad

Does he wear plaid?

yes he does, but he needs to buy it, and for that he must add

Oof, adding is hard for an undergrad. (Darn, you're good at this!)

maybe its because he only has one gonad? (youre also good at this damn)

that's why he's secretly mad.

Well, he is a plaid-clad, sad, chad, one-gonad-owning lad with a friend named Vlad who loves fads, can't add and is an undergrad, so he can be allowed to be mad.
Maybe he should become a nomad?
(Help I'm running out)

idk, though he lived in Islamabad

he also lost his job cuz he has no understanding of CAD

I'm well and truly out but it's been an honour rhyming with you ~

I ran out of rhymes eons ago but watching what you guys come up with has been awesome. I'm glad!

honor rhyming with you guys

the honor is shared ^^