No one cared who he was until everyone put on the masks.
He was never the hero we deserved- but the hero we needed.
Front line workers, scientists, and stay at home masturbators watching cartoons and using internet delivery to avoid human contact as much as possible- the real heroes of the pandemic.
So for the shut ins, the NEETS, the home bound and all those called “lazy” or “loser” or “unmotivated,” all those who people said their seclusion would never amount to anything-
Let us set a day on the calendar as a global holiday in your honor, for all the years of training that allowed such of us to stay calmly and happily at home while others lost their damn minds because they couldn’t go to a Starbucks or attend their office parties.
Thank you to the unsung heroes, may your hands ever be sticky and clammy and may your packages always be left at the drop off without the need to put on pants. Salute.
He was never the hero we deserved- but the hero we needed.
Front line workers, scientists, and stay at home masturbators watching cartoons and using internet delivery to avoid human contact as much as possible- the real heroes of the pandemic.
So for the shut ins, the NEETS, the home bound and all those called “lazy” or “loser” or “unmotivated,” all those who people said their seclusion would never amount to anything-
Let us set a day on the calendar as a global holiday in your honor, for all the years of training that allowed such of us to stay calmly and happily at home while others lost their damn minds because they couldn’t go to a Starbucks or attend their office parties.
Thank you to the unsung heroes, may your hands ever be sticky and clammy and may your packages always be left at the drop off without the need to put on pants. Salute.