Raise a couple of kids with your eldritch necromancy

The children of any generation are the only people that will be able to repair that generation's fuck ups. The more problems there are, the more children are needed.

In that sense, there have always been, and always will be dragons.

Your children are tiktok fodder latent to ye old farmers sheep given unto the dragons in the hopes they get sick from eating too much wool and fly off to poop out one fluffy, brown, bowel cleansing blob. "Are you a dragon? Are you constipated? Eat 60 sheep..." (today... "... eat 25 tiktok dancers (surgeon general's warning: tiktok dancers may contain heavy metals from vaping, be low in nutrition due to depression, and cause bowel obstruction due to poor hydration)" ).

This generation is set to do worse than the generation before it.