Ok, the Elders of the Internet are shutting it down for the day...

I can’t promise you more than another 10,000 years- but I would honestly put the odds at somewhat less than that.

Honestly, I'm hoping "Giant Meteor" comes round again in 2024 election.

Oh man. Don’t Google “Urethral Sounding” unless you want an answer to a question which you cannot unlearn.