Black Coffee Matters

I never thought this would be a point of contention, but that seems to be the tedency at this point in time.

I like my coffee how I like my soul. Cold, dark and bitter.

I like my coffee like I like my women.
I drink no coffee

I like my coffee how I just kidding I'm actually allergic to coffee

If it's bad coffee, I take milk and sugar, if it's good coffee, black and bitter.