Built this while trippin

Would you pay $75 for the Mystery Machineᵀᴹ?

I might buy a few of these, mount them as trophies in a hidden room for my family to find after my death as if I had defeated a bunch of supervillains. I'd put labels on them like "Colonel Tripper's ray gun (may 5th 2023) Unknown function..

it makes welds really easy, until something starts clipping through floors