I'll go first: Mom, can you pass me the olive oil?

I just need some more grease to get my hand in deeper.
Do you want to lick the batter off?
Does this smell rancid?
I've eaten your mother's cooking, you'll have no problem swallowing this.

- What a beautiful spread!
- Mom, get the Dog out of here!

This is hot

-Just put it in for a few more minutes
-almost done
-time to turn over