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allonsyallonso
· 11 years ago
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Mayonnaise.
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sociopath
· 11 years ago
Mayonnaise.
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thenextperson
· 11 years ago
Mayonnaise
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ironman
· 11 years ago
Ketchup.
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lime894
· 11 years ago
Relish.
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polkadot
· 11 years ago
Mustard.
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lime894
· 11 years ago
Jelly.
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phoenixsenshi
· 10 years ago
LEROY JENKINS!!!!
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guest
· 10 years ago
you fucking ruined it
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timebender25
· 7 years ago
Mayonnaise.
timebender25
· 6 years ago
Mayonnaise.
dr_richard_ew
· 4 years ago
Mayonnaise
dealwithit
· 11 years ago
Post more of these? They're awesome!
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spacefactor
· 11 years ago
I wonder if someone actually reads in my voice, I never noticed that I don't read with mine
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guest
· 11 years ago
Maybe you do read in your mind with your own voice. You just don't think it's yours because you don't know what your voice really is. Like when you here yourself in a recording and you're like "WTF?! This doesn't sound like me!"
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origamisnow
· 11 years ago
omg. I want a tree that emits wifi
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unlyricallyrics
· 11 years ago
The lion yodeling one killed me! Hahaha, and the airplane one.. Puts a whole new meaning to the term, landing strip.
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guest
· 11 years ago
The one about dinosaurs killed me
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bossguyipad
· 9 years ago
They spelled dinosaur differently the times
lime894
· 11 years ago
Some of these people seemed pretty smart but everybody else acted like they were high on LSD and weed at the same time
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guest
· 11 years ago
The answer to how do mermaids have babies: They get sea-sections.
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gelyy
· 11 years ago
get out.
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melisa62943
· 11 years ago
like fish they lay eggs
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iwantasandwhich
· 11 years ago
Lets go burn down the post office
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guest
· 11 years ago
you need to post more please! i don't have a tumblr but i like reading these
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iceshard
· 11 years ago
Oh my gosh, the vagina and school one killed me xD
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sarebear
· 11 years ago
omg did anyone notice the user named "hitlersbreastmilk"?
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guest
· 10 years ago
the whole boomerang thing doesn't work with balloons… it never came back :-(
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fruitcakecat
· 10 years ago
mayonnaise
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guest
· 10 years ago
I'm just saying boundaries mean nothing anymore. Everyone could slowly be dying of suffocation because someone turned off the oxygen and no one would know. Some people are messed up dude.
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icesk8ingem
· 9 years ago
Fingers as tongues... depends on if the tongues as our fingers could taste or not
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guest
· 7 years ago
Mayonnaise
