They call me Cakelover for a reason

For some reason I did freedirtyneedles when I was younger... why did my parents ok that? A song by either poison the well or Atreyu. I don't remember who

I'm here stuck with a gag account i made to act in character, and yet here i am because it became known enough

I have probably gone through 15 addresses or so...

I'm so glad I rebuilt my online presence completely twenty years ago.

I was 8 when I made my first email account which I still use today. Coming up to almost 20 years anniversary of having the account, in a few weeks