The Treat That Keeps On Treating

I'll treat myself to a triple.

Me and anime figurines/art commissions...

I was recently contacted by an insurance company who tried to sell me unemployment insurance. Told them I was retired and unemployment was no longer an issue. They then suggested life insurance. I politely explained that the price was approximately the same as what I spend on coffee and with no heirs and in this economy .. I think I'll just stick with coffee.