Your ancestors weren't stupid

I do! I also think about how they dragged over 3000 stones to Carnac & erected them in enigmatic geometries.

(Neolithic dude comes running into camp) Egfrrd! Come look what the dweeb "pffnrd" did in the meat ball field.
(Everybody runs to ye Olde rugby field) DAFUK is dat?
"Pffnrd": You Neanderthals kicked me out of the village because I'm not strong like you. Well I did THIS.. in the middle of your precious play field. Technology my weapon of war, and YOU are my enemy! What do you say to THAT!?
(oo) (oo) (- -) (..) .... "NEAT.. thats the new goal post. Can you put a second one?"
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