Way to ruin the chain

Vegas

Full of pandas

while

hijacking

WILDCATS

Decides to bathe in

Acid

While I ate a slim jim

I ride a dragon

Named Rooty Patootie

But then my

Poop came out of

My dragons

Somehow, though

Where a witch

named mrs. bitch

tryed to kill a hooker

with her herpes

but the hooker had more than her

so they cut off their herpe sores

ground them up and flattened the paste

and made bacon with them

and forced every vegan to try some

and all the vegans became carnivores with herpes cuz they loved it

Then they all fell into the pit of doom

Where they met a unicorn dinosaur.

And cried with Spanish accents

which somehow also had herpes

Which were used for more bacon

And the bacon eventually found its way . . .

to the mouths of the nazis

who were tired from a long day of

Slapping cows to get whipped cream

but they were bulls so they got frothy jizz in the bucket

Which sickened

The Lord raptor jesus

Drank all of the piss with a straw

And ate a

pile of shit and

(Not in chain) dude why are you on my profile replying to all my comments? That's kind of creepy...

(Not in chain) Dude......sorry if I'm creeping you out but,I just want to have fun on this site. Is it wrong?

(Not in chain) it's creepy..

(Not in chain) okay okay...I'm sorry..I'll lessen my replies and actually I'm not replying to you I was replying to the other people.....

(Still on chain)
Popped out

Of a warthog's boob

Into Louie's

Hairless chest.

Louie then

And got a sudden gruff voice...

And said .....

I dont always ruin a chain but when i do i say something stupid like swag, yolo, etc.

Regrettably, he decided he'd open a

Restaurant on the moon

That sells

Warm Alien Foetuses

Start over.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Can people please stop with the fucking @someuserthatyouwanttosaysomethintoo? This is not fucking instagram! It does NOT WORK!

They will get a notification even if I don't put the @ thing but that's not why people use it here! People use it so the wrong person doesn't think we are talking about them and the person right above me used the reply button so I couldn't directly reply so if I didn't use that, they would think I was talking about them.

So no more chains? :(

Lets try again. Once upon a time there was a

Chimpanzee who

Decided his name was

Pancho

"Deep Toot" (nickname)

he and his horse went on journey

And died. The End. STAHP

Was resurrected by the power of friendship because his horse missed him so much.