Please be fake

I'm pretty sure this is just for one thing.
Update: I started typing it in notes and just gave up

You only need the part up to the "ASIN (Amazon Standard Identification Number)". Which in this case is the "B0032HF60M".
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M
It's a remote control killer whale toy, so this could very well be legit. The rest of the link past the ASIN is referral codes and such, and does not affect what product the link goes to. All Amazon links are this way. You're welcome for this piece of nearly-useless information!
Now you know!
- FunStats

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I like u too, funstats. ty!

It's the fact that he can't just write down what the toy is. Why is a little kid on amazon?

I heard my name.

Oh my fucking god.

Yes? Would you like something?

Why do you people just call us out here and then don't talk to us or anything. Do you realize how far we have to walk just to get here?

This is the most tumblr thing to ever occur not on tumblr