I wish I had a friend like this

The poop was the end of my composure. I spit earl grey all over my screen.

Ahh IOS6. That was the good old time.

These were very entertaining, I want more!

Imagine that Chris. You're an imagineer. Imagine this thing.
Chris is one lucky guy.

I wish i could stop laughing

I am this friend. I need to Reevaluate my life.

These remind me of tumblr text posts

Whoever this is, is the human incarnation of Tumblr nightblogging.

Wonder why he never responded

This took so long to read but it was well worth it

I retaimed my composure up until him forgetting the word put....i cried...and then i was okay again lol

Does Chris work for Disney?? He's a damn imagineer! Lucky guy great job and friend!

Imagineers are magical!

I am German and I have to inform you, that we are not capable of imitating an British accent properly. We're trying, though.

This was funny but it is irking me sooo much. The fucking dates are going in the wrong direction