Not that bad? NOT THAT BAD? Are you kidding me! Imagine having bleeding out of your privates every month, for a week. The constant bleeding, the cramps, the emotions, the idiocy of others becoming a billion times more annoying, and when you sneeze, the fucking Niagara falls of blood and chunks of uterus that come flying out. The ruined clothes, the embarrassing stain on your pants, moronic people saying, "Wow, calm down. Are you like on your period or something?" YES I AM ON MY GOSH DANGED PERIOD! I'm bloody (hehe bloody) well sure you'd act like this to if it happened to you every month.
Not so fun fact, the average female spends 8 years of their life with the Niagra falls spilling out of their damn bodies, does this sound enjoyable. No. It's horror, it's like a scene from a slasher flick.
Don't even get me started. This one time I was taking my final when my body decided "You know what, fuck you, you're starting your period." I wanted to get up, but I didn't want to get up; and when I did, I stood there for a while because it was freaking Niagra falls down there. Ugh. >.<
Awwww I feel for you so bad right now.
My sister would kill me for telling this story but oh well!
Her first period was the week that I got REALLY sick when I was about 2 years old, the doctors thought I had meningitis and she got left with my brother and uncle for about a week, she was too embarrassed to tell them about it so she walked around with 2 pairs of panties on and a facecloth(washcloth?) in her panties.A WEEK!!!
Actually, if you sold all the eggs you were born with, (I don't know the exact numbers, but I remember it was about or over a million. Google it, maybe? Don't get mad if I'm not right.
But that's over in a little while. Girls have periods 12 weeks a year from about age 14 to 54. That's 40 years. Or 480 weeks. Imagine beeing kicked in the balls every day, for a whole week, 12 weeks a year, for 40 years. Having a good time?
Can we really compare the two? I will never know the pain of getting kicked in the balls, and guys won't ever know the agony of periods, so I can't say in all truth which is worse. (not judging by 1 kick to the balls as a lifetime of periods)
yh but period you know when you having and can reduce pain by pills but with kicking balls is not happening every month yes but its always coming unwaited, you never know when a spinning kick will aim your balls
It's not like all girls have a regular period, and pills have real side effects and are not always a sutible option. That means, a lot of girls do get "kicked in the balls" (not always every month, and/or on different times in the month each time) and then has to have the pain for maybe as long as 10 days + the bleeding!
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came to present what they had found, Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period," said Little Johnny.
"Well, I can see that," the teacher said, "but what is so exciting about a period?"
"Danged if I know," said Little Johnny, "but this morning, my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
I got a panic attack because I knew for sure it was leaking near my butt, I was wearing khakis(work uniform), and I couldn't see it because I couldn't twist around that far, and I fucking fainted. In public. And it was also due to the fact that I was doubled over in pain because of the cramps. Periods do not fucking mess around
Once mine started so I took my hoodie off and tied it around my waist. Then it went through the hoodie :/ (at my high school the rule was we couldn't go to the bathroom during class...even if we were going to throw up)
I actually had to explain to my guy friend how bad it is. This was literally our conversation:
Him: How bad are periods anyway? It's just bleeding out of your vagina. (Normal question for one of my friends to ask lol)
Me: Oh no. It's not just blood, it's also pieces of your fucking uterus. And we get headaches, and mood swings, and period pains? My GOD are they painful! And period pains come from your uterus contracting which restricts the blood flow, so you're basically feeling your uterus trying to kill itself.
Him: Wow...
once I got my period on my birthday and I ruined a brand new shirt that I loved to death. and my best friend was over. and she was younger than me so I didn't tell her. that was the time where I ruined 4 pairs of underwear and my pjs
Same here. I guess you could say it's regular though, except it just moves along the months, like first month it'll be at the beginning, then somewhat in the middle, so on.
My sister would kill me for telling this story but oh well!
Her first period was the week that I got REALLY sick when I was about 2 years old, the doctors thought I had meningitis and she got left with my brother and uncle for about a week, she was too embarrassed to tell them about it so she walked around with 2 pairs of panties on and a facecloth(washcloth?) in her panties.A WEEK!!!
When the time came to present what they had found, Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period," said Little Johnny.
"Well, I can see that," the teacher said, "but what is so exciting about a period?"
"Danged if I know," said Little Johnny, "but this morning, my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
Him: How bad are periods anyway? It's just bleeding out of your vagina. (Normal question for one of my friends to ask lol)
Me: Oh no. It's not just blood, it's also pieces of your fucking uterus. And we get headaches, and mood swings, and period pains? My GOD are they painful! And period pains come from your uterus contracting which restricts the blood flow, so you're basically feeling your uterus trying to kill itself.
Him: Wow...