Beardless King Triton

Put the beard back

You just destroyed my world

You've defiled the King of the Sea!

...ew.

Beards make guys hotter. It's science.

This is somewhat unsettling for me yet I can't help but stare...

Why you do this?

His shoulder is like a ski slope itself.

Jesus he looks like my grandfather.

no

This will give me nightmares for YEARS!

But... My childhood...

Nope nope nope

Jay Leno? Is that you?

Why is his long hair gone, too?