Cause woman that's why

This is true and it makes me sad

That woman is just fucking retarded... I'm a female, but I'm not that idiotic.

Took me three attempts to work out he meant Chinese!

Mila is my favorite.

This is not true! I asked my boyfriend who he thought was the hottest female celeb. He said Adriana Lima. I said ok cool.

If I asked that to my boyfriend I would agree with whatever he said with no problem because I find both of them pretty damn hot

My ex tried that and similar things once or twice... even then I knew it was a trap.
I told her "I'm not falling for that shit. I know you have a low opinion of me, but do you really think I'm that stupid?"

It depends, was your wife Jessica Alba in a past life?

Who the hell is Mila Kunis?

"wimin" ?

It depends what kind of girl you are. I'll admittedly say I'm the jealous type, my bf's weakness? Miley Cyrus :( lol I hate it but I wouldn't go overboard like this.

This is true and Makes me feel awesome