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"kicked out" 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
turtle, turtle.
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This week in science 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Also, a picture of quantum entanglement in action was taken.
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End of conversation 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Why am I even here getting all these guards stoned again? Could have told me that a few days ago, Chuck.
To help you better understand your emotions 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Shut up and let me eat my meat alone in peace.
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For real - what are the chances lol? 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
It's better than her giving birth while he's driving her to the hospital. Some births happen swiftly, some take 12+ hours.
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The romans back at it again 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
That dude makin' bread was getting prepared for 4/20.
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How old? 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I'd say... 7.
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And that's a fact 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
......and that's how you remind me.... or us... whatever.
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She gets me 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Okay, yeah, but we're going to smash first and then after each movie, riiiight?
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Pieris Japonica is a gateway tree 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Marijuana Pepsi to the rescue!
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"the sacrifice" 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
It's over 600k now.
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Boobs, try flashing once 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
what a noob.
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Tasteless aboard rustic Meerkat 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I actually don't get the munchies much anymore, I usually experience to opposite.
Found a turtle by the parking lot, and put him back near the lake 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
But did he pee on you?
That's not a joke, every single time I've handled a box turtle they've tried to pee on me.
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Whyd you have to massacre it like that? Nobody likes it 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I've put a hole in a few walls and had to repair them. This is true for indoors. A lot of houses have stucco on the outside here, and honestly, I know it's not ideal, but I like the look.
I'm a Naruto runner. What are you? 18 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
The dig was successful. I still have no word on what the fuck I'm supposed to do with these goats though.
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Mark your calendars bois 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
That's why we dig under the fence.... HELLOOOOOOOO
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Wow, two extra snags! #whaleslovethis 1 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
What a waste of plastic.
Worth it 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Good luck with getting that leg back.
And then you discover it's corrupted 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
I got a Llama. It wasn't doing anything besides chewing it's food, but it is not what I expected.
51 memes are all there is now 17 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
Oh, also, I found a warehouse full of goats that I have no idea what I should do with. They keep staring back at me and it's making me uncomfortable.
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51 memes are all there is now 17 comments
funkmasterrex · 4 years ago
GUESS I ALREADY STONED THEM INTO SUBMISSION, GOSH. And no, they didn't have couches.
@famousone that was hilarious XD